I broke my foot when I ran from the cops as they tried to catch me squatting in an unfinished downtown Austin condo in the W hotel. I was pooping in a non-functioning toilet at the time. Life Hurts.
I helped my friend Maggie make this “about me” flyer that will be distributed to potential new pledges for her sorority, in order to give them a feel for the caliber of the various members. I hope the potentials, or “rushies”, will look at what I helped write on her description and understand what a great person she truly is, and also understand that she dislikes spider women (with venom inside) but likes the belief in jails.
